Scallywag in the OR

I want to see enormous fuchsia rhinestone encrusted gay claws so cumbersome you can’t even perform the most basic acts of personal hygiene.

Posted on April 1 2010

The other white meat….and low cal too!

Posted on April 1 2010

I do love babies, but on day’s where drinking is a cultural must I am thankful that I do not have one in me.

Posted on March 17 2010

Waterfall of FIAH!!!!!

Posted on March 14 2010

Me love the black and white.

Posted on February 26 2010

Posted on February 23 2010

Pay attention. You might learn what drug you need to take to get down to your Jew weight.

Posted on February 22 2010

Posted on February 18 2010

Posted on February 18 2010

Hello “Doppelganger-who-clearly-stole-the-life-I’m supposed-to-be-leading”.  I covet everything about this picture Mr. Sartorialist took of you.  Your mystery is scandalous and I want to take your shoes as my lover.  Stay warm.

Yours, Misteedee

Posted on February 17 2010